What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
