yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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