you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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