So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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