my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i will never coherently bang her
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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