i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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