Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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