where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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