So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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