I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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