Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
