I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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