I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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