sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Can I color on your dick again?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
