My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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