2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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