Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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