Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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