I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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