Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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