Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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