ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
