My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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