if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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