you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
How's work?
Spinning.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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