I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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