Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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