in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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