So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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