it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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