Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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