and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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