Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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