You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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