fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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