Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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