Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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