It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
vagina is talking i cant
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Randomize
