Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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