I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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