Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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