we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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