Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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