Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I currently don't understand fingers.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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