I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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