doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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