shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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