Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Why are your pants in the freezer?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
