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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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