it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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