You really coming over, don't trick.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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