I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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