I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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