Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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