3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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