dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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